#i had to for st patricks day
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Irishes your lad
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I could be your good luck charm 🍀
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#a throwback for st patricks day tomorrow 💚#one of my first posts that got over 1k notes on my original blog before tumblr deleted all the posts from it 😭#also wish I still had this bra but it fell apart so quickly#mochabeanz#nsft pics#queer nsft#thick babe#alt girl#plus size lingerie
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Fun fact, this blog was made on March 17th,2021! Happy almost 3 and a half years <3
#apparently i had better things to do on st patricks day (aka make a tumblr blog)#fun fact i make these posts individually every day without a queue#which means ive had the text from each post in my clipboard for Three Full Years#crazy#benson poster things :]
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Late ass St Patricks art that looks dumb because I was distracted with like 80 different things
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#pepperman#vigilante#noise#st patricks day#pepperman hittin the i had to do it to em pose ngl#help i accidentally made vigil slutty#fakey found a clover and wanna give his luck to deadpino#this weeks satow gonna be even worse because I'm still distracted :)
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...i need to eat a cake with my bare hands and nothing else and someone needs to watch
#my birthday is next month....#Thinking devious thoughts.....#and yes I was born in December my parents had pathetic drunk st Patrick's Day sex and I was a mistake 🤭
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Happy birthday to our favorite idiot
#punch out#punch out!!#aran ryan#punch out wii#I was gonna try on this#then today happened#and I only had the sketch half done lol#speedran this draw lol#nintendo#st patricks day#he may not be a magical anime school girl to you but he is to me#I just noticed his fucking clover on his shorts isn’t centered oopsie poopsie#my art
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#Context: in some places you're supposed to pinch people that aren't wearing green on St. Paddy's day#qsmp#qsmp eggs#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah#qsmp dapper#qsmp ramón#qsmp leonarda#qsmp richarlyson#qsmp pomme#qsmp pepito#qsmp empanada#qsmp sunny#qsmp sunnysideup#qsmp chunsik#posted: march#I distinctly remember that every St patrick's day the school had to do a full district announcement that you are NOT allowed#to pinch or punch anyone. It was always so funny to me
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god i am so ridiculous in the best ways. earlier today i accidentally dropped a hair clip my sister gave me into a storm drain or whatever and i thought I'd never be able to get it out. but i just had the deranged idea to take the chains from my skirts and some magnets to pull the hair clip back out. my idea fucking worked and i have my precious hair clip again. what the fuck.
#weed screams#THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX BITCH I AM A GODDAMN GENIUS#also there was a huge truck parked over the drain so i had to sit right under it while i was doing my thing#its midnight and kinda cold out on st patricks day and i was out there doing some stupid shit for a hair clip
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The anti-choice “what if your mom had aborted YOU” argument is very funny to me because I was conceived partly because, when my dad was in college, a doctor told him that he couldn’t father children due to a bad case of mono. So, when my parents got married shortly after graduating, they were NOT careful about birth control. But I don’t see anyone advocating for doctors inaccurately telling nineteen-year-olds that their sperm all got boiled.
#like. I don’t know. so many factors go into a person being conceived and born#what if the nyc blackouts had never happened#what if my mom hadn’t made friends with Sherry from middle school#what if the Vietnam War had never happened#what if there was no such thing as st Patrick’s day
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thinking about the post i saw in like 2022 that was written pre rhythm of war that was like based on shallan in oathbringer the next phase of her arc is she is going to become an alcoholic! its gonna be so hard for adolin! which. okay first off it would be harder for shallan (stuck with herself no matter what) than for adolin (can have jasnah get them divorced and subsequently walk out of her life literally the second shit gets rough) regardless of past trauma or whatever. second off i have no fucking idea why that post was on my dash in 2022 two full years after rhythm of war where we have a 1.5 year time gap that reveals that veil drinks socially and on missions and whatever but its really not any more dangerous concerning or unhealthy than what is socially acceptable for people in their early 20s to do (which is to say, it's probably on a medical level considered Drinking Too Much, but it's not, like, ruining her life or whatever). like we know shes doing fine. especially when you compare it to dalinar at the same age being like wine is the only thing that makes me feel even close to as alive as battle does, wine makes me not feel so shameful about having a crush on navani, i was drunk during the important war meeting so i dont have a fuckass clue what our mission today is, shit like that. anyway, it just kinda pissed me off to see people being like the worst consequence of a female character suffering and going through it would be that it would upset her husband. but now that we are 1/10th of the way through kowt and there is even less indication that this will in any way be a part of her character arc its just funny. predictions that went nowhere.
#luke.txt#i honestly think brandon was just trying to make a party girl but overestimated how much partying an average party girl actually does#i wasnt super keyed into my colleges party culture. but based on the days they had school events to try to keep kids from#like. partying drugs style. parties really only happen on. first week of school. halloween. new years eve. st patricks day. your birthday.#your friends' birthdays. not around midterms and not around finals unless youre in sports and the academics dont matter#like unless you Legit Do Have A Problem if youre doing parties youre probably averaging one party a month#and probably not getting Blackout Drunk more than once or twice a year#but pop culture has pop songs about going to the club getting fucked up every friday#even though thats an idealized fantasy and not the norm#but how would you know if youre brandon sanderson? you work at a college where if there is alcohol on campus they kill you. they kill you.#anyway yeah
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thrift dyke with the new thrift finds!! 🐸
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i genuinely cant think of a caption uhhhhhhh holnday
Left to right from first image to last: Egg (she/her), Dove (he/him), Eclair (he/him), Circus (she/her), Easter (he/him), Victoria (she/her) and Milon (he/him)
#my art#original#egg#dove#eclair#circus#easter#victoria#milon#the theme for this set is holidays#egg is new years dove is valentines#i actually originally was gonna do my oc dove for st patricks day but i just couldnt draw/design her at all#so i chose between scarlet also for st patricks day or eclair for ides of march and put them in a poll#eclair won obviously#circus is april fools take a guess for easter victoria is halloween and milon is christmas#tho tbh he first more with winter hunt the thing christmas replaced#idk why milon took me so long i had the others done for quite a while but it took me two fuckin weeks to do milon for some reason lmao#i do think its funny how simple easter looks compared to the others lol#hes just a guy who happens to have pastel blood and is functionally immortal#victoria and milon were definitely the hardest tho dove also gave me quite a lot of difficulty
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"you'll need a doctors note" or what. or WHAT. you're gonna fire me. when i'm clearly a valuable worker and youre hemorrhaging employees constantly and you won't even pay me fairly to train new employees. sure. fire me. i'm sure burger king would be happy to have me
#or any of the places that pay above 15 an hour!#not joking when i said i'm in a fire me i dare you mindset#i had a 101 degree fever 2 days ago i'm not going into damn work#and i have medical ptsd so i will not be needlessly triggering myself for a fucking doctors note i do care more abt my mental health than t#this shitty minimum wage job!!! get fucked!!!#sorry for getting sick the weekend of st patricks day!!!!! EVERYONE WHO WORKS THERE KNOWS I DONT FUCKING DRNK. I'M NOT HUNGOVER#she speaks#work tag
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I think work is making me a bit more apathetic about what people think of me lol, sometimes I’ll be acting weird in public or like feel self-conscious for no reason and start to realize I’m in public but then I’ll just stop and be like “wait I don’t care if these people think I’m weird lol” idk I just give less of a fuck
#still working on body confidence but one step at a time lol#I also had this experience when I was worrying about if people would show up at my st. Patrick’s day pregame#and then I was like wait I don’t care because I’ll have fun regardless lol#it’s not like the people I’m talking about make or break a party#I just care about them liking me#and then I’m like well I can’t be everyone’s cup of tea! 🤷🏻♀️
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Omgg you're also my favorite Irish mutual!! Happy Saint paddy's!!! ☘️🍀
Too late you said what you said and I’ll never forgive you 😔
#that was a joke obviously but sorry for taking so long to reply I forgot#hope you had a great st Patrick’s day and I hope your friend had a great birthday!!!!
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Happy Easter to those celebrating
#mom got me a couple squishmallows for the living room and a window sticky rainbow from st Patrick’s day#we were gonna have sticky buns (it’s like monkey bread) but we both had a lot of sugar yesterday and didn’t really want more this morning so#she made breakfast sandwiches instead#I’m kind of sad today. feel almost hungover from the cough medicine but it’s starting to wear off and the regular sad is taking it’s place#it’s just another holiday where my father isn’t around :(#we might go to the beach if the weather clears up a bit. I might stay home and let mom go to the beach. I don’t quite feel like being a#person today#maybe it’ll come back to me
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